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And here's the last update of our current cycle! So let's see how the Turrets & Wheatley are doing:

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Gary: Isn't the whole reason we have Wheatley is so he can do crap like this?
Wheatley's got his carpool coming up first, and you're almost done. Quit your bitchin'.

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Wheatley: I'm just saying, those vacation neighborhoods haven't been touched yet, as far as I know. . .
Steve: I'm pretty sure she's saving vacations for honeymoons.
Yeah, which means Doc will be taking one first. I'll keep you guys in mind for the next one, though.

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If that's supposed to be Chell, you really need some art lessons.
Wheatley: Hey! We can't all be Rattmann!

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Cripes! Steve, why are you playing chess instead of cleaning that tub?!
Steve: Because you told me to play chess, and because Gary and Wheatley are the ones with wants to learn cleaning?
Damn your logic.

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Congratulations on getting a chance card promotion, Wheatley! Substitute Teacher, nice.
Wheatley: Er, thanks, but -- why did they send me home early?
They do that whenever somebody gets promoted via chance card. Just enjoy the extra time off.

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Steve: Argh! When the hell is this stupid car going to be done?

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Steve: Oh. Right now?
Almost -- let's wait until Gary gets home to paint it.
Steve: Fair enough. Can I get inside so my feet don't freeze now?

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Wheatley: Wow, being promoted must make you smarter! I'm learning Cleaning really fast!
Actually, that's the Eureka Lifetime Benefit.
Wheatley: Still bloody amazing!

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Steve: No, I'm not calling from the local private school. I'm calling because the Voice Behind The Screen wants me to keep you as a family friend for some reason. Promotion junk I think.

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Steve: I don't know why, though. Your -- nephew? Grandson? He's related to you, Aspir, I know that much -- ruined my date with Natasha Una!

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Steve: He's a date burglar. He should become a Criminal Mastermind and have a whole network of evil minions ruining dates. Anyway, nice chat, talk to you later!
Ahhh, the disconnect between the story the creator imposes and what's actually happening between Sims.

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Wheatley: Wow! I've learned so much about Cleaning, I can actually see the stink lines coming off Steve! Who's a moron now?
*doesn't have the heart to correct him*

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Hey, Lakshmi! Wheatley kindly greets her so Steve can have some time with his pal after he gets out of the tub.

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Lakshmi: And so my stock options went through the roof!
Wheatley: That's great! But -- I thought you were telling me a joke. How is that funny?
Lakshmi: I dunno. Laugh anyway.

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Having fun, Gary?
Gary: So many knitting articles. . .

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Steve: And then I lightly braised the steak. . .

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Steve: Sheesh, fine, just making a best friend here, don't mind me. . .

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Gary: These fumes are probably doing something horrible to my brain.
Since when do Sims have brains?

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And it's a car! Stop bugging me to buy you one now!

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Celebrating cardom with berry pie?
Steve: Yeah, none of us are really that much into cake anymore.
Can't blame you.

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How is this a tough handshake? I don't see anything tough about it. Except getting a good camera angle to properly photograph it.

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Brooke Bradshaw: For a guy, you know a lot about makeup!
Gary: Well, one of my roommates has an interest. . .

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Oh shit! Sorry, Steve! I'd forgotten about the Thinking Cap failing sometimes if you wore it in the green!
Steve: L-least it. . .didn't t-take away. . .any s-skills I need. . .f-for my job. . .

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*sniff* I feel like such a failure as a Sim parent.

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Wheatley: This "Eureka!" thing is fantastic! I feel like a bloody genius! Look at how high my Aspiration is!
Not helping, Wheatley!

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So, I had you say hello to judge her on her attractiveness. What do you think?
Gary: Meh. And I'm saying this with full knowledge that she's my boss's cousin and is getting me a promotion.
Okay then, send her on her way.

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*would sing "Pinball Wizard" but has no idea what the lyrics are* So, that's our update for the day! I hope you enjoyed it!
Steve: *crawling into bed* I sure as hell didn't! Why am I suddenly the buttmonkey of this household?

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Will getting a bubble blower stop your whining?
Steve: It's a start.

Anyway, hope you liked that! Like I said yesterday, October is probably going to be light on updates thanks to "American McGee's Alice" and "Alice: Madness Returns," but we'll see what happens. Next up is EMMETT BROWN, TECHNO-WARLOCK and probably a wedding of some description! Imagine that! Until then, toodles!


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