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ink_sec_sims ([personal profile] ink_sec_sims) wrote2012-05-06 07:16 pm
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Turret Family, Tuesday, Week 2

Aaand the end of another cycle looms! Again, a visitor makes things slightly more interesting than they might be. Also, wondering if I should update the icon. . .hmm.

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Your average morning at the Turret/Notamoron household. Making breakfast, Wheatley?
Wheatley: The more useful I am, the more likely they'll want to keep me around!

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Steve: Ouch! Wheatley, careful, that stung.
Wheatley: Sorry mate. We're still friends, right?
Steve: Well, we've technically just become friends. But yes.

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Some skilling. Wheatley's moved onto painting for his Creative needs. Drawing Chell?
Wheatley: Giving it my best go, but this paint doesn't seem to want to cooperate!
It's actually just your lack of Creativity.
Wheatley: What? I am so bloody creative it'll make your head spin! I could totally outpaint that -- that Michelangelo Da Vinci guy!
Just keep painting, Wheatley.

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Gary: Hey, remember the old training films they used to show Aperture employees?
Wheatley: Oh, I loved those! The one about turret avoidance was fantastic! Though I don't think the employees liked it much. . .all that red everywhere seemed to put them off. . .were you in that one?
Gary: No, I don't think we'd come off the production line yet.

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Steve: *on the phone with Luis Aspir* Making out with another guy while on our date totally counts as mixed signals! No, I don't care -- hey, wait a minute, you're not related to the guy she was making out with, are you? DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Wheatley: "You'd make the prettiest princess, Wheatley?" That wasn't a compliment, was it? All I was saying was that it isn't fair the girls get the prettiest jewelry.
(Now I actually sort of want to see Transvestite!Wheatley, either out of ignorance or because he genuinely likes women's clothing. *thinks about leaving a prompt over on the kink meme*)

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It's definitely socialization day out here -- I have Gary stop this chick for a chat because a) I was wondering if she was his type (she's not, not really), and b) because her name was Lyndsay Louie. Best names in this game.

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Gary: I am the most hardcore gamer you will ever meet! I am so hardcore, I intimidate people into giving me money to play games!

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Lyndsay: I know. I'm your boss's cousin.
Gary: Oh. Uh. . .
Lyndsay: *laugh* Don't worry, I think you're really cool.
Gary: Little ol' me?

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Lyndsay: Yup! And I'm going to call in a favor and get you a guaranteed promotion next time you go to work.
Gary: You are the most awesome townie ever.
Hooray for awesome networking bonuses!

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Inside, Wheatley is interrupted from studying by one Lorraine McFly.
Wheatley: What am I up to? I was just painting while wearing a funny light bulb helmet that makes me smarter. You?

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Wheatley: I haven't had chili yet! I'll have to put it on my to-do list: Make chili. Or maybe ask Steve to make it. He's the one studying to be a chef. Which is awesome, food is amazing. Wish they'd give me taste sensors as a core.

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That burst of aspiration points about Wheatley's head means he's just snagged himself an Education job! Yes, I intend for Wheatley to teach the next generation of Sim children. FEAR.

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Meanwhile, Steve does some body work on the car.
Steve: When the hell is this thing going to be done?
We're getting there, we're getting there. . .

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Yes, Dave McFly, hang your head in shame over your mildly-ridiculous outerwear hat and coat combination.

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Oh look, the body's apparently done! Now all we have to do is finish tuning up that engine! That should happen in the next century or so.

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To celebrate one step closer to car-ness, I get the boys a proper bath/shower combo for the upstairs. Steve is very grateful, aren't you Steve?
Steve: Yeah, sure, a little privacy please?!

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Family dinner time! Or close enough to, at any rate.

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Steve: Mmmm -- gotta say, Wheats, you're not bad with the breakfast food.
Wheatley: Thanks! :D
Steve: . . .You're speaking in emoticons now?
Wheatley: Yes. :p

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He's also going stargazing, which might be an odd hobby for him.
Wheatley: I don't mind watching the stars as long as I know the old feet are on terra firma. Oooh, I wonder if that big bright one is Space. . .

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Gary does a little late-night maintenance on the engine.
Gary: No, what I'm doing is whacking things at random with a wrench because I can't see anything.
In Sims world, that counts as maintenance.

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And we end on Gary looking up -- chess?
Gary: It's under the Gaming hobby, it counts! Besides, I want to make sure I can kick Steve's ass.
Ah, that's more like it then.


And that's another cycle down! Up next, EMMETT BROWN, TECHNO-WARLOCK! Who may or may not be doing things to deserve the all-caps. We'll see.