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I'm back! And it's time to grow up some babies! Into toddlers.

Seems a lateral move.

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Henry: I have made a beautiful invisible potholder!
I've always wondered why the sewing machine doesn't have the product appear on the bench like all the other crafting stuff. Probably because there's no way a curtain could fit on there.

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Gender stereotypes are NOT alive and kicking in the Liddell household. Appropriate for an (arguably) action/fighting game with a female protagonist.

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Wow, it's honestly been a while since I had multiple pieces of plumbing break on me! I did not miss it at ALL.

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It's a good thing Lorina's One True Hobby is Tinkering, isn't it?

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Lorina: *grumble* Fix the plumbing, clean up the puddles, clean up the plates, throw away the bottles, throw away the newspapers, and NOW clean the litter box? I WANT A MAID.
You can't afford a maid, so GET CRACKING.

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Lorina: The bloody cat doesn't even USE the litter box!
Probably because it was dirty.
Lorina: It's not dirty NOW!
Cat doesn't know that. Now mop up the puddle.
Lorina: I hate my life.

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Carey: Hey, Alice, wait up! Us red-heads gotta stick together!
Alice: Not with your facial hair they don't.

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Carey: Painting is awesome!
Alice: I agree, although my skill at it kind of depends on the game. . .
American McGee has said that your lousy art skills in "Alice: Madness Returns" were a result of the Insane Children hijacking them. You're safe here.

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Alice: Yes, good kitty, we do keep ourselves neat and clean! Which is, uh, something you should really have filled from the start, seeing as you're a cat. . .

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Cat teaser -- more fun than having Carey Garfunkle over.

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Uh -- Alice, are you trying to make a troll face while cuddling Dinah?

To be fair, one could make a horrible macro out of it regarding Dinah's supposed role in the fire. . .

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Henry: I'm home! I'm promoted! I made 10 grand!
High School Teacher isn't much of a promotion, and making $10,000 is easy in this game, what with its ridiculous salaries.

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Lorina: I spoke too soon. NOW I hate my life.
I hate your life too.

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FOR THE LOVE OF EVERY GOD, STOP SNOWING. IT'S SPRING. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING WARM.

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Lorina: After all the trouble I went to to fix the shower, you go ahead and buy a new one?!
Hey, between Henry's bonus and Cheshire getting a lucky chance card, you could afford it! Besides, I checked -- it took you LESS time to fix the shower than it did to fix the SINK.

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Ah yes, and the main point of this update arrives -- birthdays! The little pop-up said that they still had a day to go, but screw that. I need to be able to control these little bastards.

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Alice & Cheshire: WOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD
Alice: And I'd better get some cake out of this!
Actually, I believe that's your old cake, so. . .

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Despite everyone cheering for Edward, Arthur decides he has to be grown up first.

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Although he kindly waits to actually age until Edward's candles are out.

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And here is Arthur! Who -- is kind of an ugly toddler. Maybe it's the hair. Anyway, stats!
Arthur Liddell:
Personality: 3 Sloppy, 9 Outgoing, 9 Active, 10 Playful, 4 Grouchy
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Primary/Secondary Aspiration: Grow-Up
Lifetime Want: Not Applicable
Turn-Ons/Turn-Off: Not Applicable
OTH: Fitness
Career: None

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And here's Edward! Who has somewhat-squinty eyes, but a much better hairstyle and clothing set. His stats:
Edward Liddell:
Personality: 3 Sloppy, 7 Outgoing, 6 Active, 3 Serious, 6 Nice
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Primary/Secondary Aspiration: Grow-Up
Lifetime Want: Not Applicable
Turn-Ons/Turn-Off: Not Applicable
OTH: Music & Dance
Career: None

Interesting -- the one in Daddy's arms is the one who takes the most after Daddy. *looks at Henry's stats* Actually, he appears to be exactly the same as Henry. I sense encouragement from Lorina in the future for a bit of variety.

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Alice & Cheshire: OH HEY YEAH TWINS ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR
Arthur: Too little too late.

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While the older members of the family feast on cake, the younger ones are reduced to stealing the cat's food.

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Lorina: Do you think one day I could be a gourmet cook, dear?
Arthur: Depends. Can you do tuna and liver better than Fancy Feast?

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Fortunately Alice is on-hand to give these kids more appropriate nutrition.
Arthur: But tuna and liver!
You will suck down smartmilk AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

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Alice makes an attempt at potty-training Arthur while Edward discovers his love of Music & Dance. Come on, work those skills!

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Cheshire: Yes! I will never be pulled into doing diaper duty with one of them, at least!
Huh. I could have sworn Edward was supposed to be the unfavorite in earlier posts. . .

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Ah well, the family has a heart big enough for two. If not a house. Or an appropriate sleep schedule.

Dear God, WHY did I think giving Alice a sibling was a good idea again?!


Well, that's all from this household. Up next, the blessed quiet of the Garfunkles. Ahhhh. . .
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